I would think twice of trying to get your paws on our new pad. This ferocious beast came to us courtesy of the Pierce County Humane Society:
“Sugar” is her new codename, because the family didn’t think “Lemmy” was a name that emitted fear and dispair. Here she is showing another battle stance:
She’s awaiting spaying and microchipping (no time for pesky kids when you have killing to do…and microchipping is for her new cybernetic killing stuff implanted in her brain). She comes hom…she reaches her new assignment tomorrow.
Beware, Tacoma…beware.
3 Comments
June 25, 2008 at 3:44 am
Terrifying. Utterly terrifying.
July 23, 2008 at 6:14 am
The best guard dogs come from the Humane Society.
October 14, 2008 at 10:50 pm
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